Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I'm a Mom

Things that freak me out.

1. Going over a bridge or near any body of water with Om near me. NO HE WILL NOT FALL IN THE WATER.

2. Going near animals with Om. NO HE WILL NOT BE BITTEN. The dog will not bite him. The sea lions at the aquarium will not be able to reach Om. (I am the weirdest person I know).

3. The stairs in our house. NO I WILL NOT FALL DOWN THE STAIRS WITH OM.

4. Om choking. HE WILL BE FINE GIVE HIM A SECOND TO EXPEL THE FLUID.

The End. (SUBCONSIOUSLY BANISH THESE FEARS FROM MY MIND).

What are your fears?

5 comments:

Munchkin said...

Holy fuck...you just added those to my list of fears...am too traumatized to comment now..

Priyanka said...

I'd written a similar post long back, here are mine: http://memyhubbynbaby.blogspot.com/2008/07/mommy-fears.html

Mama - Mia said...

oh well! i dunno! sheesh! am i mom or no?! :p

Sue said...

What are my MOM fears or my personal fears? Guess the two could go together. My major, all-consuming fear is heights -- it's paralyzing. Yes, that could be translated into a Mom-thing ... if I see one of my kids up high I swoon.

That's interesting you mentioned bridges -- I used to love going over them and never had a problem. But lately they just freak me out. Maybe it's b/c of 9/11 but I can't handle going over the George Washington Bridge. We went over a short while ago and got STUCK on it smack in the middle of heavy traffic ... I thought I was going to hyperventilate.

Me said...

Munchkin - LOL sorry I had to laugh when you said HOly fuck.

Pri - Oh interesting!

Mama - Haha!

Sue - Oh geez, now I'm thinking of heights too. And I would hate being stuck on a bridge with my babies in the car!