Pregnancy Glow

I thought pregnant women were supposed to have this luminicent glow...aren't they supposed to be really beautiful during these 9 months?

I'm not beautiful., I don't have a glow..I just BLOW...into kleenex every 5 minutes and if there is no kleenex, then I blow into the air and hope no mucous lands on any of my neighbors. I wonder what people sitting next to me in the library or restaurant think? Since I don't look obviously with child yet, I'm sure they are just angry at the millions of germs I'm sneezing into their atmostsphere.

Pregnancy blows.